May 2012
Out of curiosity, does the dashboard ever end? →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
British boy: You look beautiful today love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
marziiporn:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you’ll never know, dear
how much i love you
please
don’t
take
my
sunshine
away
Watchi-am-thedoctor:
cowboybootsandcarkeys:
okay so my legitimate reaction to seeing this on my dash was to scream
OH MY GOD IT’S OUT OF THE BOX
thIS WAS MY SHOOOOOOOOW
BUT WE WILL NEVER MEET AGAIN!
Great Quotes:
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
freecocaine:
The pure fact that this doesn’t...
i’ll watch the superbowl when squidward’s band...
sodamnrelatable:
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Tumblr Texting Buddy Application.
Name:
Age:
Where you are from:
Timezone:
When I cant text you:
How fast you respond:
Anything else important: (do you text during school?/do you have unlimited texts?)
If accepted ill ask you for your number(:
do it please!!!!: )
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
If a guy was a girl for a day,
thefunniestpost:
Hysterical Blog!
sassbox:
kanyewestvirginia:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw
LMFAO
Watchim-only-sleepingg:
holyshit-someoneactually:
IT’S BACK. TOO GOOD NOT TO REBLOG AGAIN
Hahahahha watching this show right now
fritata:
nerf-car:
hey i just met you
and...
Anonymously try to seduce me.
the-blind-banditt:
saintbennithy:
maidenmarvel:
peeta-paints:
diablosintellect:
Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.
omg that would be hilar
I bet none of you will succeed
I bet no one will try
pfft well this is a joke but okay
